if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now
my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies </3
when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
That awkward moment when your conversation dies. →
wowfunniestposts: and you’re just like. this blog is epic
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
withlovemegan: OH MY FUCK ING GO D JAMES FRANCO OMG ITS MY LOVER And my I add that Clockwork Princess comes out in march 2013 LIKE WTF 2013 IS BEAUTIFUL