June 2012
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due friday
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
May 2012
white vs. asian parents
- white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
- white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
- vs.
- asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
- asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
- me: tumblr is so depressing.
- me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
- me: food i can't make
- me: why can't i be that pretty
- me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
- me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
- me: why do i even come on here??
- me: scroll
- me: scroll
- me: ooo reblogging that
